Funny Stories in English

SUPPLIES or Surprised

There’s a Spanish guy, this Russian guy, and this Korean guy all working for the same construction company. 

At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, “You’re in charge of the cement.”
And to the Russian guy: “You’re in charge of the dirt.”
And to the Korean guy: “You’re in charge of the supplies.”

Then he says, “I’ll be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good, or you’re fired.”

The end of the day comes and the boss returns to check on them. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, “Good work,” to the Spanish guy.

Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, “Good work,” to the Russian guy.

He doesn’t see the Korean guy anywhere so he asks, “Where the heck is the Korean guy?”

All of a sudden the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt, waves his hands in the air, and yells: “SUPPLIES!!!” (he thought the boss said “surprised”)./

WHO ARE YOU ?

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan?

Mr Saw Lee : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Saw Lee : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : I am Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Saw Lee : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Saw Lee : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Saw Lee : Im Saw Lee.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Saw Lee : Im Saw Lee!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Saw Lee : Look lady, I told you already Im Saw Lee! Im Saw Lee!! Im Saw Lee!!! You didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Saw Lee : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i dont care about ur uncle he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.

Mr Saw Lee : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think I do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. “Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. “how bout that!?

Here’re some story.

1) One man go to rhe coffee shop . The waiter go to his table and ask him:
Waiter: Do you want to drink some black coffee ?
Customer: What’re another color do you have ?

 

2) Gilr : Say you love me ! Say you love me !…
Boy : You love me !

Next story:

3) Teacher : George Washinton not only chooped down his father’s tree , he also admtted doing it . Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?
Student : Because he still have the axe in his hand !!!

Continue with this story :
4) Teacher : Can you give an examble with Coincidence ?
Student : Sir , ” my mother and my father married in same day and same time !!!